Extract from the Big Book of New Irish Comedy
....and don’t let eviction from your family home spoil your day! Be positive! Just follow my Paths to Positivity Plan! (€15.99 from all good bookshops) and soon you will be embracing ejection from your domicile as the beginning of an exciting new era!
Many of my happy readers tell me how glad they are that they followed my Ten Point Positivity Plan and relocated to more affordable accommodation!
Few people realise that a very attractive option for couples looking for new accommodation due to eviction is, of course, the Traditional Irish Cave.
Scientists tell us that caves only fell out of fashion as “must have” starter homes at the end of the Ice-Age so they remain a very attractive option for the modern family. They are cheap, easy to maintain, rarely suffer from pyrite, and splashing out for your new dream cave involves little risk of falling into negative equity - as a hole in a mountain is rarely over-valued to start with! And of course, you'll never hear as much as a peep from noisy neighbours or the....
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