Old Sod's Big Book of New Irish Comedy
...and the government’s decision to merge Christmas, New Year, Patrick’s Day, The Easter Commemorations, Corpus Christi, The Ploughing Championships, May Day, The Willie Clancy Summer School, Horse Show Week, The Rose of Tralee, Bloom’s Day, Fleadh Ceoil na hEireann, The All Ireland Finals, Student Rag Weeks, The Galway Races, Puck Fair, and Halloween into a single year-long festival in a last desperate attempt to boost retail sales has been declared a huge success after vast crowds of frenzied shoppers, American high-stepping majorettes, Hurling fans, Corpus Christi Celebrants, Halloween witches, farmers, beauty queens, Easter Bunnies, drunken students, uilleann pipers, wren boys, horse dealers, and Temple Bar Lager connoisseurs stormed through Dublin city centre in a wave of last minute panic buying before the new Mega-Christmas merged with the old.
According to reports, hundreds were trampled to death in the melee and rescue workers, often using only their bare hands, had to dig through mounds of gift wrapped parcels, witches brooms, camera crews, old age pensioners, Easter Eggs, biscuit tins, county flags, dead reindeers, computer games, cans of lager, cashmere gloves, electronic holly, top hats, edible Christmas trees and singing plum-puddings in their frantic efforts to find v-necked sweaters that would fit. Meanwhile...
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