Old Sod's Big Book of New Irish Comedy
- Look, I told you, I need to go to the toilet! I’m bursting! Now will you please open your bloody lid!
- You have not entered your correct user name and password. Please enter your correct…
- Listen to me you over-electrified bloody piss pot. I have just entered my correct bloody user bloody name and bloody password! I have entered it THREE BLOODY TIMES!
- Please enter your correct user name and pass…
- Oh my God! Open your damn lid! I’m warning you!
- Your Gizmo 1000 S7 is a computerized human waste disposal unit. Its role is to serve you with a satisfactory lavatorial experience. Please enter your correct user name and pass….
- Okay! I can’t take anymore! I’m going to get a crowbar! Did you hear that? The crowbar! You’ll be sorry! Hey, what’s going on? What’s happened to the door? Why won’t it open? Why am I locked in?!!...
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