The Big Book of New Irish Comedy
- Was he there???
- Oh, my God!! What happened?!! What did he say???
- He said hello!!!
- Oh my God!!!!!! Then what???
- Nothing? What do you mean: ‘Nothing’?!
- Well, I texted him on the Monday and told him to f-off and that I was going out with somebody else.
- You what!!!!? What did you do that for!!!!? I thought you said he was all over you!!!
- He was! He said he really liked me. Sure he asked me out!
- So why did you turn him down?!!!?
- Jesus, I didn’t want him to think I was after him!
- But you WERE after him!!
- Will ya stop screaming! It’s okay. A few days later me and the girls got together and made a plan…
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